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Do you wear a size 11.5 shoe? Perfect! You’re about 1/5000th of the way to getting these kicks in your collection. The almighty “Wu Tang” Dunk Hi’s are the killer bees of kicks, i.e. they’re badass! With their hefty $5,000USD pricetag, these babies actually make the Air Yeezy’s seem affordable!!!
What you see above is 1 of only 72 pairs, all in size 11.5, created back in 1999 for the members and family of the Wu Tang Clan. (Kinda weird that ALL of them have the same shoe size no?) So tell your parents to f*ck college, and fork over the funds.
The legendary NY sneaker store Flight Club has but a pair (: so score them today and “Protect Ya Neck,” the kicks create riots!
Better brush your teeth after you suck on that banana!
If you didn’t already feel like you had Nigo all up in your ass wallet, apparently your mouth isn’t safe either. As if clothing, watches, sunglasses, shoes, clocks, carpets, pillows, slippers and underwear (I told you he was up your ass!) weren’t enough, believe it or not, Bape now makes its very own assortment of toothbrushes. That’s right folks, now you too can get the clean mouth freshness of an ape in the wild…you know, the ones that pick lice and ticks out of each others back hair, then eat them.
The Bape x TEPE collaboration features an assortment of Bape characters and icons on 3 toothbrush colourways, including one that is 24K gold. What I love about this, is that the toothbrush itself is not only just a plain run-of-the-mill toothbrush; but it looks like one of those crappy toothbrushes you can buy in some seedy Motel 6 vending machine. Well done, Nigo! Can’t wait to get a load of the pricetag on these….stay tuned!
For those of you who haven’t seen Transformers 2 yet, you f*cking suck.
For those of you who have seen it yet, you know what I’m talking about. Optimus Megan Fox Prime was absolutely the best thing that has happened to Transformers. Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 21%, but in all honesty this movie had less Megan Fox ass shots thant the previous one which is probably why it had a 21 %. Otherwise if you’re not a rotten dirty tomato and you, like Michael Bay, enjoy explosions this movie is right for you.
Good Monday morning guys or whatever time it is in your country. Whatever time it is you know that it’s always time for enlightenment when you click ahoodie from your favorites list, you ignorant bastards.
So listen up, class is in session. Who invented the hoodie that zipped up all the way to the top ? Better question is who cares ? Everyone’s doing it lately and these guys are doing it well. Anticon renewed the original zip up face hoodie by actually making it possible to wear the friggin thing and breathe in it. Seriously have you guys ever been in a Bape Hoodie zipped up to the top ? (I have, they used to hold Baby Milo fights in my pimp’s backyard T_T)
Theres 2 other models that offer this wonderful possibility of robbing a bank and looking good while you’re at it. Ahoodie or Anticon is in no way affiliated with crime mafia or any sort of badass actions caused by gangsters. The hoodies are available online here for around 88-124 euros.
This week on Maestro knows Levy hits the big apple. He drops by Flight Club which has to be one of the dopest sneaker stores in the world or at least one wet dream for a sneaker head. Most of the episode focuses on cool spots to hit when you go to NY and aparently Club Havana is the sh*t and the urine. Makes me hungry anyways… although that corn on the cob thing reminds me of an old digusting joke I heard when I was a kid concerning three guys stuck in a dessert stumbling upon the house of an old lady… no comments.
………Cuz I heard Michael Jackson’s giving out free samples of “Jesus Juice” over at his Neverland Ranch. If you don’t have any kids, or if you areMichael Jackson and are wondering how long before the roofies take effect, Nooka’s recent collab with UNDRCRWN will have you counting down the minutes til “playtime” in style! The watch which features Nooka’s unique face, and UNDRCRWN’s Crayola-tastic colourscheme will surely lure any child to your lair…like taking candy from Oprah a baby! Get yours before they’re all gone, only 200 were produced. Buy it at Nooka for $275.
Wanna go for the gold? Get UNDRCRWN’s “It’s Me” tee and be so coordinated people will be wondering if your carpet matches your watch! Tut! Buy the t-shirt in black or white at the UNDRCRWN store.
Anyone ever notice the Z on the the Zoo York logo is a flipped N like from the Yankees logo ? I think I’ve been dumb till then or you just never see the logo on their clothes nowadays like on the hoodie displayed above. (How convenient eh ?) I kind of like the pattern, but it seems too heavy on the eyes having it reversed like in the first panel seems just perfect to showcase a bit of the extravagance .
The hoodie is available on Dr Jays for USD 44.99 $. (Pretty Cheap eh ?)
Ever since Hajime Sorayama’s recent collaboration with Kaws I’ve been finding myself browsing more robot porn than ever from this artist. I was going to find a way to connect my robot fetish to Colette receiving shirts from his collaboration with sixpack, but I wont because everyone knows that the world revolves around what Ahoodie finds cool. We decide what’s on the news Bitch !
The 3 shirts are available at Colette for USD 69.95 $ and if you live in France the collection will be available in stores on June 28th along with 40 exclusive posters.
This is a T-shirt inspired by the new movie “The Hangover” by the guy that brought you old school with Will Ferrel (”we’re streaking!!” - Will). If you haven’t seen it, the movie is pretty funny but not as hilarious as old school.
The T-shirt is pretty original and it might just be what you need to start a conversation with the hot chick you’ve been meaning to talk to but just haven’t got around asking her out cause you’re a pussy shy. 4 little words buddy, DO IT F*CK*NG NOW. Don’t procrastinate and don’t miss out. You’ve got nothing to lose.
The shirt would’ve been nicer with me in it. Me + T-shirt = Ladies = Pew PEW!! 8==D.
Good morning Mel-Dee! ‘Just wanted to let you know that you forgot the pink n’ beige colorway for the King Apparel cap (The arrows look like little PENISES!! I KNOW, RIGH!). Anyways, maybe I some idiot photoshoped it, I dunno.
