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F-kin awesome backpack: Incase Nylon Collection

March 11th, 2010

nylon incase backpack1 F kin awesome backpack: Incase Nylon Collection

Another do want this week would be the all new Incase™ Nylon red backpack (or maybe in black, I’m not sure yet).

Drawing inspiration from a season marked by gray rains and bright days, our Spring palette introduces Bricolage Gray, a shade that’s subdued yet progressive and wholly appropriate for the season of transition. Hues of Red and Royal Purple provide a bolder option for those looking to dive straight into Spring and beyond.

But why do I want this bag?

  • It’s simple
  • Futuristic
  • Red
  • Seems pretty tough? (perfect for a tough guy like me my dad. Which just happens to be stronger than yours by the way)
  • Because I feel it would be a great backpack to put all the money I’ll win with the lottery this friday!

That reminds me of a joke:

A husband says to his wife, “what would you do if I won the Lotto?”

She says,
“I’d take half, then leave you.”

“Excellent,” he replies,
“I won 12 bucks, here’s $6 – now f*ck off!”

There’s a lot to learn from this kids…a lot to learn.

See the entire backpack collection on the Incase™ website. Lots of really awesome products.

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Do Want: Toast With Butter Wallet

March 10th, 2010

Toast Wallet Do Want: Toast With Butter Wallet

This Toast Wallet caught my eyes…and mouth. Funny story; I thought my room mate had made me toasts this morning so I ate the wallet. It tasted like leather and strawberries (the wallet had a strawberry condom in it).

But seriously, I like it. Original and simple at the same time. I can see how the wallet could start a good conversation with a chick:

Context: *Girl wants to pay for her drink at the bar*
Ahoodie – Wait, let me get that for you ;) (takes out wallet)
Chick – Woooh, that’s such a CUTE wallet!
Ahoodie – Why thank you. You know, I like my women like my wallets…
Chick – How’s that? :)
Ahoodie – LUBED.
Chick - …
(leaves out running)
Ahoodie – Call me!

Get the toast wallet for $18 USD at Curiosite

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Ninja Turtles Shell Backpack

March 10th, 2010

AHOODIE IS BACK FROM VACATION!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles backpack

This is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shell Backpack that will give you “swag” while carrying your books and might even give you an extra 360º when you do that break-dance spin on your back. I like your style.

Personally, I would just buy the Ninja Turtle Backpack to mate with a turtle and make Teenage Mutant Fashion Turtles. – Just kidding, the only shell I need is the one protecting my heart from being broken again.

Available at Hot Topic for $40 USD and comes with 4 different masks.

teenage mutant FASHION turtles Ninja Turtles Shell Backpack

TEENAGE MUTANT FASHION TUUUUURRTLES!

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Coca Cola X Simpsons Ad AND PEDOBEAR

February 19th, 2010

This is a  Coca Cola commercial called “Hard Times” featuring a variety of characters from THE SIMPSONS, most notably C. Montgomery Burns. Since I’m quite the “creative” type myself, I cooked up what I think could have been an even better Coca Cola ad, also named “Hard Times”. Coca Cola should have called me, plus I would have charged like 75$ less than whatever they gave to the Simpsons’ team.

pedobear coca cola1 Coca Cola X Simpsons Ad AND PEDOBEAR

It’s a white Pedobear. Like the Coca Cola bears, you know? I like to make myself laugh.

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Awesome and affordable blue leather hoodie!

February 17th, 2010

leather hoodie uniqlo Awesome and affordable blue leather hoodie!

Only problem is: it’s synthetic leather.

I’ve been looking for a nice leathoodie (leather hoodie) for about a month now. The only nice ones I found we’re around $500 USD and I think we all know I can’t afford that ever since I’ve been sewed for crashing a Fedex truck in a random house.

fedex grind Awesome and affordable blue leather hoodie!

This is what happens when you get a new trucker job and play Tony Hawks too much in the same week.  I would have gotten like 10,000 points for that grind. AWE!-SOME?.

Anywhos, I wasn’t looking for a blue leather hoodie but I happened to stumble upon this one and found it nice. Nice like that bear giving free candy to kids from his van.

The leather hoodie is also available in 4 other color ways at UNIQLO for only  $59 USD.

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Now With More Hoes!: What Up Gangstars Party

February 17th, 2010

what up gangstars party ahoodie Now With More Hoes!: What Up Gangstars Party

In an attempt to make you forget (but not really), Jay Louis from whatupgangstars.com is hosting a kick-ass get together in two weeks. Ahoodie (me) and the gang will be there, just look for a puking elephant, a breakdancing asian and a girl with a big rack hitting on a red headed speed skater dude with a broken leg (funny story).

Here’s what Jay had to say (I think he mentions somewhere that Will Ferrel will be attending, not sure though):

Yo! Interwebs! I may be the most controversial blogger in Montreal right now, but I rather spend my time organizing my next party! That’s right buddys! I’m all about the future, so forget the past! Let’s move on with some good music!

For those of you who live in Montreal (and are 18 and up), you need to be at the SAT (1195 St-Laurent Blvd) on March 5th. I’ll be hosting a party with international DJs Superstars Arthur King (France) and DJ Klever (Atlanta). Local talents ShayDaKiss and A-Rock will open the evening and two mysterious band will also perform a few songs…

Trust me! That party’s gonna be epic! Kowabunga.

This might not be interesting for all of you since the party is DOWTOWN MONTREAL. But if you just happen to be in the city on March 5th or if you can stop being such a pussy and buy yourself a 1500 $ plane ticket to get here, you won’t regret it. AND I’ll pay you a coffee! Oh, and for the Americans reading this: Montreal girls have nothing to do with your so called “American woman” by the way. Ours play hockey and swear way too much.

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BAPE hoodie: Now with stars on it!

February 16th, 2010

office ahoodie 2 BAPE hoodie: Now with stars on it!

Danny,

About that previous Back To The Future post. For some reason, there’s something about a guy sleeping with his own mom that I find disturbing and not that funny.  Danny, you have got me a bit worried. I would like to see you in my office. Bring me a coffee at the same time. Black but with lots of creme and sugar in it.

Now that that is out of the way, I wanted to post a little something on this Bape Sta hoodie which is basically a simple Bape hoodie but with…wait for it… STARS! Unfortunately they’re not porn stars, but still. The Bape hoodie, available in 5 color ways, retails for $288 USD on the Bape website. I calculated that it’s about 4$ for each Bape star. Kind of pricey don’t you think? Take a minute to evaluate: is the hoodie worth your hard-earned money? – probably. Will the hoodie get you laid? – most likely. Will the hoodie give you super powers? – I heard it does.

Seriously though, that Back To The Future video was AWESOME! Thanks for the coffee. Get out.

bape star hoodie BAPE hoodie: Now with stars on it!

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Sponge Bob X Baby Milo Wallpapers

February 11th, 2010

Sponge Bob Milo Banner

On a more positive note

I made new Sponge Bob X Baby Milo (Bape) wallpapers. This post will soon be updated with more Sponge Bob X Milo wallpapers including Sponge Bob’s friend, Baby Milo, and some featuring Milo Mario and maybe some other friends from the gang. It’ll depend if they’re busy the day of the photoshoot. So at this point I only made the Sponge Bob Milo face as a wallpaper but at least I made them for your desktop background and for your iPhones. Enjoy kids.

Also check out the Baby Milo wallpaper page for more Milo related wallpapers and check out the wallpaper page for other brand backgrounds.

Oh and kids, this is more work than it looks like. Hit the jump to see what I mean.
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R.I.P. Alexander McQueen

February 11th, 2010

r.i.p.alexander mcqueen1 R.I.P. Alexander McQueen

Alexander McQueen dies at 40

The fashion world’s leading voices have paid tribute to the “genius” of Alexander McQueen, the British designer found dead at home in London, after an apparent suicide just over a week after his mother died.

He was a great designer and source of inspiration for this blog. Life shouldn’t have to end like this. RIP Alexander McQueen

Source SMH (Read more)

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Get The Jesus Look TODAY!

February 11th, 2010

jesus cardigan Get The Jesus Look TODAY!

My last post was supposed to be about this ill Maison Martin Margiela handmade cardigan but I drifted away from the subject for a I have a very short attention span. My bad. My teachers used to say that my attention is so short that – did you see the “Prince of Persia” trailer?

The Margiela Chunky paneled cardigan has a mossy brown colour with a heavy shawl collar and natural buttons. Perfect for that Jesus look you’ve always dreamed of aquiring. I like raw garments such as this one. It looks very refreshing and authentic. Natural. I’d buy it if it wasn’t 12 hundred bucks.

The unique Margiela cardigan is available at oki-ni for a small fortune but if you want the “whole” look, you’ll want to get those awesome white vacation type of pants by Domir Doma with a pair of Alexander McQueen clamity Leather Jesus Sandals. That look will set you back $2540 USD (Jesus had money).

jesus look3 Get The Jesus Look TODAY!

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