Better brush your teeth after you suck on that banana!

If you didn’t already feel like you had Nigo all up in your ass wallet, apparently your mouth isn’t safe either. As if clothing, watches, sunglasses, shoes, clocks, carpets, pillows, slippers and underwear (I told you he was up your ass!) weren’t enough, believe it or not, Bape now makes its very own assortment of toothbrushes. That’s right folks, now you too can get the clean mouth freshness of an ape in the wild…you know, the ones that pick lice and ticks out of each others back hair, then eat them.

The Bape x TEPE collaboration features an assortment of Bape characters and icons on 3 toothbrush colourways, including one that is 24K gold. What I love about this, is that the toothbrush itself is not only just a plain run-of-the-mill toothbrush; but it looks like one of those crappy toothbrushes you can buy in some seedy Motel 6 vending machine. Well done, Nigo! Can’t wait to get a load of the pricetag on these….stay tuned!