The “dead serious” skeleton/skull hoodie from LRG

What’s the hoodie that people have been yearning, fighting and willing to run over poor little old ladies for, just to be among the lucky few to get their hands on one??? You got it! It’s LRG’s Dead Serious hoodie, and everyone and their mother wants their very own.

The Dead Serious black or red hoodie is packed with such real-life skeleton details, you’ll finally feel confident enough to declare yourself as the reincarnation of Skeletor and get rid of that silly He-Man once and for all. The entire skeleton (front and back) glows in the dark, and believe it or not, it’s anatomically correct, broken heart and all, so the next time you bump into Lisa Fortaccuni, your high-school crush, you can literally point to the crack she left in your heart when she told you she couldn’t go to the prom with you because polka-dots (referring to your acne), didn’t match her striped dress.

The good folks at LRG have really taken into consideration your every need. So fear not, just because you’ve decided to venture into the darkness as a walking X-Ray doesn’t mean you have to leave your favorite grill at home. Every Dead Serious hoodie comes equipped with its lower incisors capped with gold. Plus, everyone knows skeletons are horribly near-sighted (on account of their not having eyeballs), so make use of those ole brown eyes and peer at the world through the mesh eye-holes which allow you to zip your new hoodie all the way up!

It’s easy to see why the Dead Serious hoodie has been in high-demand ever since its release in November ’06. Clever marketing had this hoodie come out in several launch dates, which caused for long lineups at stores and had them selling out from online shops in a matter of minutes. Also, it always helps to have Kanye West sporting your sweaters to create a demand, and indeed, help it has!

* Was available atKarmaloop.

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