Do you know what you can do with 799 peanuts ? Jack sh*t all, but you can with 799 $. Then again there is a lot more you can do with that much money … like go get a penis enlargement. Yeah that’s right I don’t need surgery you can tell I got big Kahunas already  by my big shiny fancy black watch.

Zshock takes G-shocks as you probably guessed and shove them up their asses ! Okay not really they just pimp out the watches by flushing them with ice and put them at ridiculous prices, but you know what they say. Pimps aren’t easy. That’s not what they say ? Whatever those kids are crazy anyways. I’m good with my guitar hero watch from my cereal box.

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