DC Shoes make the nicest skateboard shoes I’ll never wear, because I’m not a big skateboard fan anymore. I’ve tried kick-flipping a few times and let me tell you that my best skateboard trick landed vertically straight in my nuts. No jokes, now I only have two left.

Here’s a clip of a kid that reminds me of me:

Even though DC Shoes was founded 17 years ago, I couldn’t find one single decent DC Shoes wallpapers on the net. Can you believe that sh*t? Since I know you guys can rely on me to make you the coolest f*cking fashion wallpapers on the net, I stayed sober and did a few. Then I got really drunk and realized I had to write a post to go with the DC Shoes wallpapers I had just made and this is where I’m at right now. This post took me about 3 hours to write. No kidding. Enjoy the DC wallpapers! xx

Check out the ahoodie wallpaper page for more fashion wallpapers BTW.