Excuse me for being a bit “Away From Keyboard” and lacking new articles lately. I blame it on all the beers I’ve been drinking and sex I’ve been trying to have.

This is a simple, perfect for the summer, gray wife beater (tank top) by Obey®. Available for $22 USD on Karma, the tank top features the Obey Andre The Giant trade mark face logo printed in white on the front and what seems to be a relatively long cut.

The “wife beater” trend never goes out of style because us guys like to wear garments that speak for themselves and make us feel like men. Here’s an example of common sentences that rise to mind when wearing one of these tank tops:

• “Can’t you see I’m watching the game?”
• “Where’s my beer?!”
• “Now look what you made me do!”
• “Baby don’t leave me, I can change!”
• “Tell them you fell down some stairs.”

Boys will be boys!

(BTW girls: if a guy ever says one of those sentences to you, leave that piece of sh*t on the spot)

That Harry Potter style owl tattoo on the model’s chest is actually pretty cool. I should have thought of that but got a Harry Potter on a broom tattoo on my back instead. Wasn’t the best idea I had this year.