We love the locals here at AHOODIE.

They’re the ones that know how to make our coffee just right on those days when we’re too incoherent to speak, and the ones who know to double toast our bagels and put double the amount of butter, so it’s an overload of carbohydrates and salty goodness. They know the hottest spots to pick up women, the dealers to secure a couple of roofies, and the addresses of the sketchy motels that know not to ask questions.

Bear Kid is one of those locals. Who else would know that we would love a couple of wallpapers to take the strain off of our backs? And that we’ve been too hungover to make much of anything these days?

So to kiss some ass, we bring you a couple of Bear Kid wallpapers, exclusive to AHOODIE.com. Enjoy.