Feast your eyes on Mishka’s Power Play Jersey. Made of warm and fuzzy fleece, its just like a real bear!  A real bear that failed at being a hockey player but finds out he’s got a crazy golf swing, so he enters the P.G.A. Tour to raise money to save his grandmother-bear’s house. The crowd loves him and his silly antics; but his opponent, Adam Sandler, doesn’t feel the same way. Sooo after some silly fights, and a few rounds of golf. The real bear decides that the only way he’s going to win the Tour and save his grandmother-bear’s house, is to eat Adam Sandler. So he does. And everyone lives happily ever after… except that the real bear has really bad heartburn because, turns out Adam Sandler has really thick pubes, and those don’t digest very well. The End.

Wow, I’m pretty sure I’ll be the next Spielberg.

Mishka’s Power Play Fleece Jersey is hot, and available…just like Danny’s mom! So pick it up on the Mishka NYC online store for an affordable (unlike Danny’s mom) $67.00.

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