• BAPE brand turns 15 years old this year, and what better to celebrate this occasion with than a bunch of boringass T-Shirts?! Be sure to grab one of these 15th Anniversary tees to kick off this fashion snoozefest! Like seriously…you think they would’ve made a minor effort to impress us on this most joyous of occasions. Check out, these Zzzz-inducing tees in all their yawning glory:

• Tokidoki’s makin moves via your feet! Yep, they’ve sealed the deal for yet another collabo, this time with Japanese sport shoe co. Onitsuka Tiger. This pretty little marriage will have us seeing in tokidokitechnicolour for two years begining in May 2008, with a promise of two shoe collections. Take a look:

• I, HATE MY K-SWISS…I-HATE-MY-K-SWISS…..but, I do happen to like these kicks, probably because they’re a collab with London-based Oki-Ni. I feel like if I wore these sneakers I’d be like a geometric chameleon, able to blend into any geometrically shaped background…or at the very least I’d be able to kick ass at Tetris.

• KAWS’ most prominent quality, other than his great work of course, is his ability to express a concise message…and we got this one LOUD AND CLEAR…

FUCK DEATH!!! …and we couldn’t agree more. Stupid death, always getting in the way of life…always showing up at the worst time, ruining everyone’s fun! I’d like to meet whoever came up with the “brilliant” idea of death anyway, what a genius! What’s that?…You say “God” came up with death?…You say without death the earth would be an overpopulated crater of a world, disease ridden and unfit for rats and cockroaches, let alone humans? Well look at the bright side Mr.Negative, at least we’d have all eternity to try to make it better.

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