HOODIES: Rogue Status Gunshow Reversible

Because it’s not that quality that counts, it’s the quantity. (Oh wait ? Flip that sh*t)

Now when ladies ask to see yours guns you know what to do. You take off your hoodie and… Pull a 9 straight out of yo’ damn pockets and Pew Pew in her face ! No, but for real ! Just reverse your hoodie first because you don’t want to get a stain on the yellow you feel me ?

Now that I got that gangsterism out of my system, the hoodie is available on the Attic online shop for 98 $ it comes in 2 other colorways white and red (better for murder).

HOODIES: LRG The Corner Kick Zip Up

Is it Monday Morning ? No ? f*ck… Well let’s just say in my timezone it is (was). So as I was on the corner hustlin and dealin’ last night, you know what every gangster G does. (It’s a crowded corner) So next to my rapist junkie friend and his girl I spotted this dude rocking this LRG hoodie and it so happened that our corner had a very gray wall so we decided to take pictures and show the world how much of a G he is.

The Corner Kick Zip Up Hoodie is made from 100% cotton, and features a large Elite League screen print on the front, a zip-up front with a metal LRG tree zipper pull, contrast stitching at the two kangaroo pockets and from the shoulders to the underarms, a drawstring hood, a smaller lion “47″ print on the back near the hem, and ribbing at the cuffs and hem.

The hoodie is available on Karmaloop for for USD 79 $, but if you come to my corner (wherever that is) I can hooks you up. Just bring a bat.

HOODIES: LRG The Slipstream

There’s something about this hoodie that makes me think “I want to punch Tom Hanks in the face.” As irrelevant as this may be, there’s something about innocent schoolboy dumbasses that equate to Tom Hanks goofy collegian I know it all face and this hoodie screams that out to me.

The Slipstream Short Sleeve Pullover Hoodie is made from 100% cotton and features a drawstring hood, three button closure at the collar, a kangaroo pouch-style pocket with an LRG flag sewn to the right opening, and an LRG giraffe embroidered to the left chest.

The hoodie is available on Karmaloop for USD 42 $.

JACKETS: RCVA Puffer Fleece

If you guys haven’t noticed the articles we used to take from Karmaloop always 90% of the time had a banal introduction to lead up to the description they had on the page, but never had I noticed before how poorly it was written. Nothing wow about this hoodie, but there’s something about it that makes me like the simplicity of being a carrot.

The Puffer Hoodie has a 80% cotton 20% polyester shell and a 100% polyester lining, and features a snap button front, two side pockets, an inside chest pocket, contrast fleece sleeves, hem, and drawstring hood, a small logo embroidery at the chest, and ribbing at the cuffs and hem.

The hoodie is available on the official RCVA website for USD 66$.

HOODIES: Stereo Panda Windbreaker Espace

Over the past few months we’ve been observing every hoodie with white speckles (wink wink nudge nudge) on them and I’ve come to the conclusion that this is probably the best in space themed hoodie. Although it is a windbreaker, but it has a hood on it so whatever. We’re not going to make another category just for them. *shakes fist*

You can buy the windbreaker on Stereo Panda’s official website for USD 124 $. And if you want to know more about this brand we’ve covered it before here.

HOODIES: Homemade Bowser

I’m really not sure what to say on this hoodie, either “ZOMG KAWAI ^__^” or “The things I’ve seen on the lines of duty”.

This hoodie was made by deviantart user Usako Chan. It’s a one piece and as far as I’m concerned there should only be one Bowser hoodie in this world. Maybe I’m just not Mr. Avantgarde, but when the world allows these kind of things to be worn. Best believe I’ll be the first hipster to make myself a costume hoodie…

HOODIES: The Hundreds Quake

Good Morning World, hope some of you had a nice fourth of July this saturday.

Yes if it isn’t enough to slam my “American Elitist Pride” I’m Canadian on the table then this hoodie should do a much better job than me at Slamming it right in your face that we don’t f*ck around. So whenever that guy comes up from behind to rob he’ll know he picked the wrong knucklehead out of The Hundreds to pick from.  Also because you probably don’t have any cash on you seeing that this hoodie is super cheap.

That being said, it’s available at The Attic for the small price of 25 $ and shipping not included.  Call now in the next 15 mins cause we can’t do this all day you know.  (I should replace Billy Mays.)

HOODIES: Anticon Nippon Mask

Good Monday morning guys or whatever time it is in your country. Whatever time it is you know that it’s always time for enlightenment when you click ahoodie from your favorites list, you ignorant bastards.

So listen up, class is in session. Who invented the hoodie that zipped up all the way to the top ? Better question is who cares ? Everyone’s doing it lately and these guys are doing it well. Anticon renewed the original zip up face hoodie by actually making it possible to wear the friggin thing and breathe in it. Seriously have you guys ever been in a Bape Hoodie zipped up to the top ? (I have, they used to hold Baby Milo fights in my pimp’s backyard T_T)

Theres  2 other models that offer this wonderful possibility of robbing a bank and looking good while you’re at it. Ahoodie or Anticon is in no way affiliated with crime mafia or any sort of badass actions caused by gangsters.  The hoodies are available online here for around 88-124 euros.

HOODIES: Zoo York Sharpie Style Reversible

Anyone ever notice the Z on the the Zoo York logo is a flipped N like from the Yankees logo ? I think I’ve been dumb till then or you just never see the logo on their clothes nowadays like on the hoodie displayed above. (How convenient eh ?) I kind of like the pattern, but it seems too heavy on the eyes having it reversed like in the first panel seems just perfect to showcase a bit of the extravagance .

The hoodie is available on Dr Jays for USD 44.99 $. (Pretty Cheap eh ?)

HOODIES: Drop Dead Bats and Cats

Another catch of the day.

This other brand, that was also mysteriously created as I was writing this post, has this very cool hoodie, this time featuring an all over pattern of Bats and Cats. I suggest you check out their website to get a feel of their entire collection because it is pretty wicked. Ironically, I think this site just came up recently though because it’s a bit buggy (kind of incomplete) and some items in their lookbook aren’t featured in the shop yet.

The hoodie is available for both men and women for $85 USD and I must say it looks better on a girl.

HOODIES: Pyknic Signature Silverwear

Brand that was just created yesterday (according to protocol) , Pyknic, just releaseed this hoodie not really it might’ve been up since Fresh Prince stopped airing. We’re really avant-garde at Ahoodie. (:

Anyways, the brand showcases a very original design, super 90s , and we love it. Well…I do. The hoodie features the logo embroided on the chest and I can’t really say an all over pattern,  my vocabulary doesn’t extend that far so I’ll go with dope all over. The hoodie is available on the official website for only USD 45 $. (I got it for cheap)