Admit it guys, you’re guilty as charged. You go on Ahoodie everytime you have work to do AND you all have Macs because you’re “cool”. It’s okay I have an iPod Mini, so I also know a lil’ something about “being cool” myself. Hehehe.
What? an iPod mini doesn’t count? …GOD DAMNIT!…I’m never getting laid.
Did you know they made like over 30 alternate endings for that movie ? If you saw the one where she lunges at the camera, you probably got the short end of the stick. This movie almost encourages people to download the movie, I mean where else are you going to get the other endings ? Not on the DVD special features of course. This one was probably the best ending.
This is what the Ahoodie meetings sound like. I plead you all to understand the genius of the skit. Crappy animation, but nevertheless, it’s an awesome video. I think as of right now you guys are thinking, I’m going to march in that boardroom and try slipping a flock of Steven Seagals.
The internet is starting to become more and more appealing to douchebags like me. I totally owned some dude on facebook status about him *liking* his own status. It’s like those douchebags that laugh at their own jokes. HAHAHA Just kidding we’re not douchebags… we own at Halo, not Madden.
Someone got a hold of my piano class sex tapes… so you mean she didn’t want to teach me anymore because of my constant teeney sexual harassment ? And I thought she was taking me to court because of the aids I gave her… turns out they were hearing aids … Ha ha … Okay no enjoy !
This is your monday morning wake up call and it’s not pretty. By the way this is a reality in Japan eh ? I just find it kind of funny the way they’re floating all around. Human wave ! Woot literally… not what you westerners are used to eh ? What’s a gym stadium and a sweaty audience again ? Oh right you call that a hotel in Japan.
Sorry about last weeks Monday Morning Video… but I got a good excuse they taped me on Canadian Thanksgiving and this is what came out.This video is actually really long, but it’s worth it if you have 10 minutes to spare (Makes up for last week’s video). Otherwise just let it load and skip through every moment of it is just pure gold. It’s like as if I was drunk too.
Following up on the whole I’mma let you finish Drama., this video featuring Kanye for once isn’t mocking him. We at Ahoodie won’t take any stance on whether what Kanye did was Superfly dope funny or just not correct, but
Try to repeat this at home or at the office. No seriously do it, but when all of the portals of hell open in your microwave don’t come knocking on my door to heat up your Kraft Dinner. (Cause mine already blew up !)
Hey guys ! Seems like everyone got back on Vacation just recently. What do you mean we didn’t tell you ? Didn’t you get the memo ? Let’s thank Mel-Dee for keeping the site going while me and Ahoodie were off doing god knows what, but hey guess what today Monday marks the end of my summer. I start working on ahoodie again and I’m back to college, but hey aparently that’s what hipsters do these days… you know get educated ?
So to mark this wonderful day of class at 2:30 and skateboarding before, during and after. I bring you P. Rod’s nike commercial shot for his new shoes.
