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MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Japanese Bug Fights
You know when your cock doesn’t come up on top? In a cock fight of course? That’s how I feel when I watch these videos because I’m expecting some f*cker hiding in the dirt to come out and get the two of them. These fights are for real! I find it’s actually really interesting to watch. They’re like arthropod gladiator fights!
You can see all the other fights on the Japanese Bug Fights website. What suck though is that there are commercial breaks in between each video.
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: The Lonely Island – Boombox
If you guys haven’t seen this video yet, you’re kind of out of the loop. The Lonely Island and Julian Casablancas, vocalists and songwriter for The Strokes, got together to do this. To be honest, this is quite a let down. Considering all of their previous videos, this is one is rather weak. I don’t think it will ever be the same as a matter of fact. They failed to deliver in time while they were at the top.
Enjoy your frooty-o’s watching old people f*cking and have a good Monday!
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Lady Gaga and Beyonce in Telephone
Hey Lady Gaga, remember when you brushed my left shoulder walking into Pride Prom in June of last year? I haven’t washed this shoulder since, covering it with a gigantic shoulder pad. I’ll be your slave, your pool boy, your personal crotch cleaner, anything you want, I’ll do for you.
P*ssy wagon, trucker stops, Wonder Bread and enough nudity to make a nudist blush, Gaga’s new Telephone video bravely goes where lesser videos will not tread. Namely prison for b*tches and some mad sketch pancake house. It actually got banned from MTV, as if their opinion matters somewhat, or even better, if they actually showed music videos. Because 16 and Pregnant is totally the most virtuous reality trash on TV.
Very NSFW (Neurotic Super Funny Work) play-by-play after the jump!
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Internet Disctractions
Admit it guys, you’re guilty as charged. You go on Ahoodie everytime you have work to do AND you all have Macs because you’re “cool”. It’s okay I have an iPod Mini, so I also know a lil’ something about “being cool” myself. Hehehe.
What? an iPod mini doesn’t count? …GOD DAMNIT!…I’m never getting laid.
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Paranormal Activity Alternate Ending
Did you know they made like over 30 alternate endings for that movie ? If you saw the one where she lunges at the camera, you probably got the short end of the stick. This movie almost encourages people to download the movie, I mean where else are you going to get the other endings ? Not on the DVD special features of course. This one was probably the best ending.
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Nice Brothers 9 P.M. Meeting
This is what the Ahoodie meetings sound like. I plead you all to understand the genius of the skit. Crappy animation, but nevertheless, it’s an awesome video. I think as of right now you guys are thinking, I’m going to march in that boardroom and try slipping a flock of Steven Seagals.
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: We Are Douchebags
The internet is starting to become more and more appealing to douchebags like me. I totally owned some dude on facebook status about him *liking* his own status. It’s like those douchebags that laugh at their own jokes. HAHAHA Just kidding we’re not douchebags… we own at Halo, not Madden.
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Shane sings 5 Octaves on the Piano
Someone got a hold of my piano class sex tapes… so you mean she didn’t want to teach me anymore because of my constant teeney sexual harassment ? And I thought she was taking me to court because of the aids I gave her… turns out they were hearing aids … Ha ha … Okay no enjoy !
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Japanese Wave Pool
This is your monday morning wake up call and it’s not pretty. By the way this is a reality in Japan eh ? I just find it kind of funny the way they’re floating all around. Human wave ! Woot literally… not what you westerners are used to eh ? What’s a gym stadium and a sweaty audience again ? Oh right you call that a hotel in Japan.
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Drunk Guy tries to buy Beer
Sorry about last weeks Monday Morning Video… but I got a good excuse they taped me on Canadian Thanksgiving and this is what came out.This video is actually really long, but it’s worth it if you have 10 minutes to spare (Makes up for last week’s video). Otherwise just let it load and skip through every moment of it is just pure gold. It’s like as if I was drunk too.
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Wigger Flu
Following up on the whole I’mma let you finish Drama., this video featuring Kanye for once isn’t mocking him. We at Ahoodie won’t take any stance on whether what Kanye did was Superfly dope funny or just not correct, but
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Cellphone in Microwave
Try to repeat this at home or at the office. No seriously do it, but when all of the portals of hell open in your microwave don’t come knocking on my door to heat up your Kraft Dinner. (Cause mine already blew up !)
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Today Was a Good Day
Hey guys ! Seems like everyone got back on Vacation just recently. What do you mean we didn’t tell you ? Didn’t you get the memo ? Let’s thank Mel-Dee for keeping the site going while me and Ahoodie were off doing god knows what, but hey guess what today Monday marks the end of my summer. I start working on ahoodie again and I’m back to college, but hey aparently that’s what hipsters do these days… you know get educated ?
So to mark this wonderful day of class at 2:30 and skateboarding before, during and after. I bring you P. Rod’s nike commercial shot for his new shoes.
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Fast Food Folk Song at the Taco Bell
Do you guys remember all those McDonald’s raps that people made and suddenly even McDonald’s tried to produce their own commercial out of it which drastically failed compared to the original one. This one deserves a Grammy or a new Grammy Category “Best Drive-Through Song”. Ahoodie Team shall we go for lunch at Taco Bell ? Tacos on me ! As long as we’re going to like the Only one in Quebec where we’re not likely to actually get a guy who understands anything we said.
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: National Spelling Bee
Okay as we’ve established before, it’s not really a Monday Morning anymore, but that’s okay ! Right ? You have Tuesda— OH GOD AHOODIE WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE IN YOUR HANDS, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH —
Ahoodie is not responsible for any harm done to any non ahoodie staff. The ideas expressed in this video are not those of ahoodie.
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Cereal and McFly Launch Party
Okay, this week’s video isn’t so much of a funny video, but more of some real gangster shizz. So grab your crotch, press play and rep your boss status at work. (No seriously don’t, if you get fired this little moment you and I share every Monday morning will not happen anymore seeing that you won’t be able to pay for the net anymore. )
With Cereal‘s recent release of the lookbook we at Ahoodie have been digging around to get a better scoop (spoon) of what Cereal was really up to and we came across this video of what seems to be the launch party to which we weren’t invited. Guess we don’t really know how to get down, but to my surprise the video was posted by none other than Montreal Based Artist, Oguio. We’ve covered him in the past before with his late collaboration with Cereal and it seems they are pretty tight.
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Best Man Fail
It seems I am not the only one to f*ck up at weddings. Yes that’s because we have a life as well. What do you mean you didn’t get your daily posts this week ? I didn’t get my daily vitamin C. Oh wait, this isn’t the nursing home. You might’ve seen this video already, but hey you haven’t seen it on Ahoodie yet. (: AHOODIE VISION beat that Blu-Ray.
Send us your suggestion for next week’s video. Seriously, picking whatever is being watched on youtube has not been a successful formula so far.
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Transformers 2: CGI Megan Fox
For those of you who haven’t seen Transformers 2 yet, you f*cking suck.
For those of you who have seen it yet, you know what I’m talking about. Optimus Megan Fox Prime was absolutely the best thing that has happened to Transformers. Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 21%, but in all honesty this movie had less Megan Fox ass shots thant the previous one which is probably why it had a 21 %. Otherwise if you’re not a rotten dirty tomato and you, like Michael Bay, enjoy explosions this movie is right for you.
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: Twilight Deleted Sex Scenes
As mentioned before every Monday we’ll be posting Videos that we find are the sh*t and the urine. Enjoy your sh*t and urined filled Monday.
I think by now Ahoodie should’ve been getting calls from feminist parties and getting charges pressed against us for discrimination, but we haven’t, meaning feminists haven’t been reading our blog (or can’t read because they’re women) meaning we can continue making fun of women. Just kidding, not really.
Anyways, guys I think you know what I mean if you’ve been getting the Twilight lecture on how you should be more like Edward Cullen and now you can and get some nice Butt Sex out of it. To all the female Ahooders don’t fall for charming vampires, the real reason why they can’t have sex with you is because vampires don’t have blood. Erections require Blood, I rest my case.
Send us your suggestions for Monday’s Next Video
MONDAY MORNING VIDEOS: “It’s a Sneaker Thing”
For a good Monday Morning picker upper, we decided to share with you guys a video that is guaranteed to keep you smiling throughout the whole week.
Foot Locker’s new commercial features prominent sneaker head philosophy as it can be seen being demonstrated upon the non sneaker head’s face. Okay seriously, the video is funny and so true. I hate you people who love to stomp on my new shoes, I think everyone at Ahoodie feels the same and all our Ahooders as well. You know you’re a sneaker head if you’re laughing you’re head off right now and you’re sending the AHOODIE homepage to everyone just to share the good laugh. (:
It’s a Sneaker Thing