HOODIES: The Hundreds Reloaded Varsity Jacket

Yet another Varsoodie Hacket, yeah remember that word ? I’m still using it like your sister and your neighbor’s lawnmower. Wheelbarrow anybody ? I think Ahoodie should have it’s own dictionary of words. I mean it’s only fair. Brands like to toss around random words on Jackets like …RSWD ? Speaking of which I don’t give a crap what it means, this jacket is dope.

RSWD = Red Super Water Dope. Does that make any sense ?

This Varsoodie Jacket isn’t missing anything. If The Hundreds was a school, I’d want to be part of the Red Super Water Dope graduating year. The number of illustrations on the jacket is just enough and a bit more would be overboard. I don’t think the strings have any function in the hoodie really, but they do add a flair to the jacket. They bring out a bit more of the gray-ish beige onto the blue in the front.

The Varsoodie Hacket is available on the official The Hundreds online store for 110 $ USD.

HOODIES: A Bathing Ape Raglan Jacket

Bape just released these new Ew-wtf-hoodies. Glimpsing at the hoodies is like watching Fear and loathing in Las Vegas on ecstasy. GOOD GOD I’M BLIND!! Good thing I can write without looking at the keyboard and click as well for that matter…

Available on the Official Bape US website for 220 $ USD.

HOODIES: Fyasko Omega Light Weight

Just because I love you guys so much, I’m blowing my cover and probably risking marks on my professional attitude in class, because Yes Ahoodie is Pro… oh wait how does that work ? Anyways, I think I’m feeling really asshole-ish with the models this month, but I mean whatever he has long emo hair, but brown so he’s excused because he looks like Athenewins.

The hoodie is pretty cool for only 60$. Nice design and cut the colors look great. This would go well with the Hover BcFly from McFly.
The hoodie is available on 80s purple and the shirt is available here on the Cereal McFly online store for 45$.

HOODIES: Orisue The Andy Light Jacket

This hoodie is pretty chill as hipsters would say. You can tell the model has that “worried bro” look on his face “like are my jean tight enough ?” Not much to say pretty plain design, nice cut, smooth color easy on the eyes and hard on your pocket, but hey if you’re loaded in cash at this time and point why don’t you spend your money on something better like … donating money to Ahoodie for our Ugly Foundation.

The Andy Light Hoody is made from 100% cotton, and features a zip-up front, a unique drawstring hood where the drawcord loops in and out of the brim, a faintly lined pattern throughout the hoody, two kangaroo pockets and two snap button pockets on top of them, a shiny enamel logo detail on the chest and back, and contrast color ribbing at the cuffs and hem.

The hoodie is available at Karmaloop for retail at 100$ USD.

HOODIES: Neff The Slick Jacket

I thought Neff only made hats, but looks like I was wrong they can multitask like this hoodie/jacket. (I seem to categorize all these windbreakers in hoodies, but ever notice how Karmaloop puts crewnecks in hoodies ? See that’s worst than me, at least my picks have hoods on them and wow I just wrote most of the article with just my thoughts breaking the fourth wall which is your screen without mentioning anything about this hoodie jacket… POWERFUL !)

“Oh Gawd, Ahoodie don’t hit me”

The Slick Jacket is made from 100% polyester with a lining made from 100% nylon, and features a full zip closure with a snap button over-flap on the collar and hem, a zip-away hood, shoulder epaulets, 3 zip pockets on the chest, 2 zip side pockets, a NEFF logo label on the chest, 2 strategically placed pockets on the back, a zip stash pocket on the left sleeve, and ribbed hem and cuffs.

It’s available for 70$ USD on Karmaloop.

HOODIES: Ghetto Rock JP Corruption

Another upcoming and emerging brand, Ghetto Rock, demonstrates their tasteful designs on this hoodie. The brand reminds me of those cartoons I couldn’t stay up to watch as a kid and never knew what they were about they just seemed scarrier than regular cartoons. We could do the same sort of analogy with Kid Robot I guess ?

The logo of the brand is featured on the back of the pullover hoodie and Ghetto Rock written in Japanese Kanji in the front. The hoodie is available for 60$ on their official online store. Check out their tees, really nice godzilla one.

HOODIES: Rogue Status Gunshow Reversible

Because it’s not that quality that counts, it’s the quantity. (Oh wait ? Flip that sh*t)

Now when ladies ask to see yours guns you know what to do. You take off your hoodie and… Pull a 9 straight out of yo’ damn pockets and Pew Pew in her face ! No, but for real ! Just reverse your hoodie first because you don’t want to get a stain on the yellow you feel me ?

Now that I got that gangsterism out of my system, the hoodie is available on the Attic online shop for 98 $ it comes in 2 other colorways white and red (better for murder).

HOODIES: LRG The Corner Kick Zip Up

Is it Monday Morning ? No ? f*ck… Well let’s just say in my timezone it is (was). So as I was on the corner hustlin and dealin’ last night, you know what every gangster G does. (It’s a crowded corner) So next to my rapist junkie friend and his girl I spotted this dude rocking this LRG hoodie and it so happened that our corner had a very gray wall so we decided to take pictures and show the world how much of a G he is.

The Corner Kick Zip Up Hoodie is made from 100% cotton, and features a large Elite League screen print on the front, a zip-up front with a metal LRG tree zipper pull, contrast stitching at the two kangaroo pockets and from the shoulders to the underarms, a drawstring hood, a smaller lion “47″ print on the back near the hem, and ribbing at the cuffs and hem.

The hoodie is available on Karmaloop for for USD 79 $, but if you come to my corner (wherever that is) I can hooks you up. Just bring a bat.

HOODIES: LRG The Slipstream

There’s something about this hoodie that makes me think “I want to punch Tom Hanks in the face.” As irrelevant as this may be, there’s something about innocent schoolboy dumbasses that equate to Tom Hanks goofy collegian I know it all face and this hoodie screams that out to me.

The Slipstream Short Sleeve Pullover Hoodie is made from 100% cotton and features a drawstring hood, three button closure at the collar, a kangaroo pouch-style pocket with an LRG flag sewn to the right opening, and an LRG giraffe embroidered to the left chest.

The hoodie is available on Karmaloop for USD 42 $.

JACKETS: RCVA Puffer Fleece

If you guys haven’t noticed the articles we used to take from Karmaloop always 90% of the time had a banal introduction to lead up to the description they had on the page, but never had I noticed before how poorly it was written. Nothing wow about this hoodie, but there’s something about it that makes me like the simplicity of being a carrot.

The Puffer Hoodie has a 80% cotton 20% polyester shell and a 100% polyester lining, and features a snap button front, two side pockets, an inside chest pocket, contrast fleece sleeves, hem, and drawstring hood, a small logo embroidery at the chest, and ribbing at the cuffs and hem.

The hoodie is available on the official RCVA website for USD 66$.

HOODIES: Anticon Nippon Mask

Good Monday morning guys or whatever time it is in your country. Whatever time it is you know that it’s always time for enlightenment when you click ahoodie from your favorites list, you ignorant bastards.

So listen up, class is in session. Who invented the hoodie that zipped up all the way to the top ? Better question is who cares ? Everyone’s doing it lately and these guys are doing it well. Anticon renewed the original zip up face hoodie by actually making it possible to wear the friggin thing and breathe in it. Seriously have you guys ever been in a Bape Hoodie zipped up to the top ? (I have, they used to hold Baby Milo fights in my pimp’s backyard T_T)

Theres  2 other models that offer this wonderful possibility of robbing a bank and looking good while you’re at it. Ahoodie or Anticon is in no way affiliated with crime mafia or any sort of badass actions caused by gangsters.  The hoodies are available online here for around 88-124 euros.